Zombies Heart Waffles =]

Mar 04
Mar 04

bcky:

youngstero:

ellen has an absolutely ridiculous amount of potted shrubbery surrounding her and her guests

amateur, old sport.

Mar 04
death-by-lulz:

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Mar 04

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

Mar 04

mishawinsexster:

So I think Ellen won the selfie olympics

Mar 04

"What do you call it?” Marco asks.

Celia does not need to ask what he means.

Manipulation. I called it magic when I was younger. It took me quite some time to break the habit, though my father never cared for the term. He’d call it enchanting, or forcibly manipulating the universe when he was not in the mood for brevity.”

Enchanting?” Marco repeats.”I have not thought of it as such before.”

"Nonsense," Celia says. "It’s precisely what you do. You enchant. You’re clearly good at it. You have so many people in love with you. Isobel. Chandresh. And there must be others.”

Mar 04

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

Mar 04

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

Mar 04

fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

Mar 04

juggling-geese:

 #how authoritative of you captain tightpants

This is what working with children is like.